Oh No....

This is a blog response to the one Yings just wrote.
I have only One word to say...

OH MY FRIGGIN' GOD!!! OH NO!!!

Whoops...
I guess I'm not that good in maths after all...

This cannot be happening....

It's too soon...

I'm too young... I have alot more things that I still wanna do...

I wanna this...I wanna that...I wanna this that....NOOooooo...............................

Yings, you are so right...

Time to ferget the hell out of Blitzy....

It ain't that blitzy no more...Na ah....No way....

No Blitzy, stay boy...stay....I said Stay....

You piece of *woohoo*, I said Stay!!!

Now, this is what I'm gonna do, Blitzy....Listen, okay??

I'm gonna leave ya, Blitzy, oh yeah I'm gonna leave ya....

Happy now, Blitzy?? Eh?? Happy??

Gonna leave now...You stay there, Blitzy...Stay there!!

Bye Blitzy...Bye bye....

Oh Blitzy....I'm so gonna miss ya, Blitzy....

Oh Blitzy, come here you....I just can't leave ya....

Waitaminute, Blitzy!! You just *woohoo* on my pants.... *woohoo* You!!

Keep of me....You *woohoo**woohoo* !!!

Oh no, Na ah....those puppy eyes ain't gonna make me fall for your tricks again....

Na ah...I'm not looking....Bye bye Blitzy....

Hope this is what's gonna happen to me...
Finally able to leave Blitzy...

Note: *woohoo*s are meant to be a censored word that I wish not to add into the convo....
However if you feel like it, you may add words to the *woohoo*s as you like.

Say bye bye to my second home TT

Hey guys, why no one update this random blog? haiz...never mind la, i will just write some craps here to update our blog. So after nearly 2 months of holidays, the new school term is going to begin soon which is on the 5th of January. OMFG! so siao. PEOPLE we only have one more week of holidays. F@$#%&*?/"$ so get ready to study your ass off for the preparation of stpm. Forget about partying, clubbing, lepaking and all sorts of entertainment. The fun and joy you had during this holidays already become the past.

JG, PGAY, sexy ROY and JEREMY lets say bye bye to our wonderful, awesome, never-feel-boring home, THE BLITZONE. ( a place you go that can cure deep depression, loneliness, stressed life, all in one go..hehe ) *slap slap* BULLSHIT! no more nonsense. YOU CC YOU GG this is the new phrase by the noble poet, yings the great. LOL! in fact, one of my new year's resolutions is study super super hard during my upper six and stop going to cyber cafe wit Jeremy. Just like what my bro always reminds me, you better start working hard and put in enough effort in your study, the best is study until the last minute before you pass out in order to get superb results in stpm that will guarantee you a place in any prestigious universities.

If you still dilly-dally and enjoying yourself, better watch out! your uni life is screwed, your future is screwed, your whole life is screwed!!!! heard that is sscccrreeeewwweeeddd..seriously without a good qualification, you will only end up following the chinese traditional path, either become the entrepreneur or embark your own business or become the boss of some small unknown companies. PUI! so sad..I said to myself NO WAY MAN! I don't wanna own a hawker stall and sell chicken rice like those ahbeng in jinjang for my entire life. SIEN! i would rather go up to 18th floor and jump down from there to commit suicide. In short, next year is our crucial year. We have to really really study kow kow..Good luck and all the best people!

THE END OF THIS PIECE OF CRAPS...

P.S: I miss my second home =[

Bye JG! have fun in italy =]

Perry funny, Katy.

[0:49-0:51] ~ BIMBO MOMENT.
[2:04-2:07] ~ O_o ...kur-ree-pee.
[2:19-2:22] ~ "This is not good wholesome fun entertainment anymore!" Hahah!

FYI: FOB > Panic. Panic's still cool, though.

Read and Enjoy...

Here's a piece of conversation I had a few weeks ago with Chester...
I don't know why I am writing it but...
It's just to fill this blog...
So, enjoy...

Chester: Hey, you are asking for my address?
Me : Yeah, I am...
Chester: Why may I ask? You're not gonna send a psychomatic serial killer after me are you??
Me : ...Oh please, I know where your house is...I just want the address...
Chester: ...*censored to save his privacy*...Why do you want it?
Me : Okay, see, first...a stripper is gonna come & knock at your door. You get your fun, then comes the serial killer. To clean up the mess you gonna make...
Chester: Gasp, I'm forwarding the message to the local authority now!
Me : I beg your pardon, There is nothing wrong with the message I sent. It's such a thoughtful surprise for you. And this is how you repay me? How utterly ungrateful of you!!
Chester: Ahahah..very funny the barney! Okay lar..I shall wait for my pleasant surprise *cough RACHAEL YAMAGATA CD cough*
Me : COUGH!! WTF?? Apa CD CD huh? Why don't you get your own, deng! Waiting for me to get for you?? Lolz...
Chester: Ahahah...just bergurau lar! Okay lar...I wanna shop for some men designer label clothes...got gathering this weekend...
Me : ...Let me suggest some good labels, MNG, Elle...Forever 21 is a good place...Those places have good choices...Haha
Chester: Yeah, I'm on my way to La Senza...See ya round...

Just awhile later, Chester continued the conversation...
Chester: Hey, I've good news for you! Leona Lewis just released a deluxe edition of Spirit. She look so pretty on the cover...
Me : Awww, thanks for the info, dude...But that does not mean I'm gonna get you the album you so dearly want....Muahahahaha
Chester: OMG, I was just kidding lar...I'm not that muka tebal okay?
Me : Haha, Chill...I know...Just wanna kacau you...But deng, you're expecting me to go US to get that album for you??? Gosh...
Chester: Ahahah...I was kacauing you also mah...Anyways, I got the "digital album' of Elephants already...
Me : Haha, good for you...How have you been? Long time no see already...Not even in tuition...
Chester: I've been fine, lose a lot of weight already(yeah, right!). What about you? I'm sure you're getting ready to livin la vida loca in *....
Me : ...Lolz, hmmm...soon to go....but still got lots to do here...Especially your surprises...Haha...Got so many people to call, to make reservations....
Chester: Ooh...I wonder what is in stall...ahahah...When should I expect this surprise?
Me : ....probably the third week of december...erm, it's hard to say la...see about it first...And I think it should have been 'in store' instead of 'in stall'....
Chester: Yeah, sorry...I've had my grammar and vocab corrected at least thrice today...A new record for me! See ya around...wanna makan already...
Me : What the?? Haven't makan? Already 9 le...Haha, A record huh? Lolz...Anyways, enjoy your dinner then...

This piece of conversation is for viewing only. No inner intentions is made to anybody and no offence is supposedly generated to Chester. Please be understanding and realize that Chester is an awesome guy...It's just me...
Hope he is fine with this convo being posted for all to read...
I think it's fun to read random stuff sometimes...
I have more but I will slowly post one by one...
Please comment about this convo...
Tell me if I should post more of such convos...
Or is it just a waste of time....
Thanks...

Random musings on AFS

Yesterday, I was at the AFS Malaysia pre-departure orientation camp for the participants of the YP 2009/2010. Being at the camp made me nostalgic and reminded me of my own pre-departure orientation camp back in December 2006. I still remember how excited I was back then about being selected to go on the AFS YP to Germany. I still remember how I bombarded my facilitators with all sorts of questions as I sought to prepare myself as well as possible before I left Malaysia. Yesterday, it was my turn to be a facilitator, my turn to answer questions, my turn to tell stories and share experiences. It was really nice to get to meet all the students who are going to leave Malaysia soon. Oh how they reminded me of myself and my friends before we left Malaysia for our exchange year abroad.....

My facilitators at my pre-departure camp taught me quite abit, but perhaps the most important thing they told me was to "expect the unexpected". Back then, I thought that was plain hogwash. How can you possibly "expect the unexpected" I thought? I believed I had my exchange year all planned out and that it would turn out exactly as I had expected. I realize now that it was quite arrogant of me to think that way. Time would prove just how right my facilitators were. How my exchange year ultimately turned out was indeed unexpected, but it was better so, because my exchange year ended up becoming the best year of my life so far :D It was the most profound experience I ever had and alas I know I will never experience anything like it ever again :( But the memories I have and the friends and people I came to know and love I will cherish for life :)

Not a day goes by when I do not think of my AFS experience and the friends and people I shared it with. This past week, the nostalgia has been hitting me particularly hard though. Maybe it's because Christmas is coming up and it's normal to think of one's loved ones during festive periods. Gosh I do miss the German Christmas markets, the Lebkuchen, the Gluehwein(oh how it warms the body on those cold winter nights), the wuerstchen ...... But more than all these physical trappings of Christmas in Germany, I miss the people I shared my Advent and Christmas with last year. Oh how my heart aches with longing at times for the friends and people I knew ...... At times I wonder if they also think of me as much as I think of them. I guess they do though as many AFS returnees rate their AFS experience as the best experience of their lives.

Gosh I can't believe just how much I have ranted.

Anyway, I would like to end with a quote from Albert Schweitzer, which is my favourite German quote.

„Das einzig Wichtige im Leben sind die Spuren von Liebe, die wir hinterlassen, wenn wir weggehen.“

I hope I did not bore anyone with my rant, which is a departure from my normal more intellectual musings.

To all the participants of the AFS YP 2009/2010, I hope that I contributed to your preparations for your exchange year. I wish you all the best and hope that you will have an amazing experience. I'm already looking forward to your return and can't wait to hear the stories that you all will have to share then ;) And to anyone who is applying to be a participant of an AFS program next year, I wish you good luck and all the best and hope that you will be successful in your application.

assets, raided. ;)

Holy cow. Someone MUST get me tomb raider underworld for Christmas. *cough* DAD *cough* Original or not. I tell you, it’s more than the cool graphics, the heart attack moments, the mythological storyline, and Lara Croft’s captivating bosom. It’s all of those and more. :p

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH =.="

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too...
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order To achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an exampleyou have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9
Hey....you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

come put a cherry on top of my cunty day!

i bet my shower cap that's fake.

i'm fast becoming the resident no-life blogger here. yings n JT; post up something! hmm lucky JG got post something, makes me look less pathetic.

well, yesterday turned up to be the ultimate mahdereffin prime example of a classic horrid bad day. the 3rd of dec 2008 goes down in 'mystory' as the most precise definition of a sucky sucky suck suck day. a whole lotta communication breakdown, plus genial bad timing, a sprinkle of shit and its tendency to always happen, and not to forget Lady Luck was having her time of her month.

well theres no way i can describe what happened without offending quite a number of ppl. best to play safe when it comes to things like blogging n all. sure, some might say "go ahead. say it. be honest. i can take it. i won't hold grudges. (i'll just bitch-talk bout you behind ur back and lick ur spoons before i give it to u)". why, who gives a damn bout them. i'm more concerned with me being a moral trash here.

cut the long story into a picture, this one perfectly described how i felt yesterday.


apparently i wasnt the only one blogging bout my dick of a day. more than that, i was the Palin to his Obama of a day.

read this: http://simplelifeofmin3.blogspot.com/2008/12/wat-hell.html

ah im sori wee sheong. no point trying to explain myself, really. so many things are beyond my control. ah but lucky you've forgiven me. =D (i think n i sure do hope)

hmm ur concerned friend made me sound like a total jackass though. no fair. i do hv a very good track record as the member who gives a shit about school projects. since primary. *sob*

but seriously, i DID noticed everyone is pretty tipsy and bitchy lately. from my F6 classmates to my RM-30000-A-levels/RM 18000-SAMS friends. mum n dad. you two are included too. why o why o why? our egos are overrated. and if this keeps up some unnecessary drama scenes are bound to happen sooner or later.

well, enough of ranting. here's something for y'all.

Reh-mind-dear....

Sorry, but I have to remind the certain individuals again...

Please give me your addresses ASAP...

It's seriously important before I leave...(To somewhere anonymous & unimportant)

If you think it's horrible, terrible, vegetable to leave your addresses in this blog..

Please privately send your full address to my email...

It's really important....I mean it...

There's a lot of preparations to be done for this surprise...

Hint: The surprise may include somethings such as...strippers...serial killers...Just ask Chester...I think he could have some better idea about it...
But do not take it seriously...
That's a precaution...

i'm only here for the punchable tofu cheeks.

i worked for 5 days at a kiddy camp in tadika diyana, located in tmn tun dr ismail, nxt to this mosque with a pao-shaped green roof (that's called a dome, rite? a dome with an, er, ice-cream end thingy).

workin at the camp only revalidates something i already suspect: i'm a paedo... hahahah just joking guys i'm not a sick mental bastard. i'm not into kids, only cats. hahah jk again. okay that was a really bad one. or bad two. ah shit. i officially lost my sense of humour. =(

...that is, until i watched rhon's version of her male cibai-meowmeow-wawa Xmas elves edition; starring JT, JG, roy, yings n me! =D DAMN FRIGGIN' FUNNY!! ah... now i got my sense of humour back. thnks rhon!

geez i'm rambling like my dad here. why do i even expect u guys to be interested in wat im writing when i dont even give a toss bout wat im writing here. this blog needs a serious upgrade but at the mo all of us are too lazy to do it yet. u noe; camwhore, take pics, upload n then publish it on the blog. sangat malas lah. nanti lah.

n by jolly gosh are kids cute/annoying/adorable! i hv to constantly stop myself from pinching their tofu cheeks/slappin the shit outta their loud mouths/goin 'awwww'.

o darn im off.

Simple Update...

This is gonna be as the title suggests...

Firstly, having trouble with this assistant business, so got a headache...

Secondly, yes, enjoying myself cc-ing...

Thirdly, looking at this post and wondering, I am so idiotic to even write this...

Lastly, I require the full address of these few individuals, as it is supposed to be a surprise, the intention of knowing their address is confidential. However, do understand that by ignoring this notice, the surprise will not be sent to the individuals involved. Any dissatisfaction prior to the ignorance of this notice will not be entertained.
Hence, it is wise to follow instructions...

*And please, I know most of your homes already...It's just that I want the full address...So, it's not about stalking...FYI...I'm not that gay...

The list of Individuals...

Kang Wee Sheong
Chester Chin
Grace Chia
Nigel Lim
Chin Pik Kei
Jeremy Than
Roy
Lim Hui Leng
Madeliene
Julian T.
Wong Kim Yoong
Ying Soon
Rhonwyn

As such, I repeat, ignorance of this notice will result in regret of the particular matter. Take my words for it...