Take a look at my gay partner !!!!

i am new here. i seriously dont have any idea what to blog about but force to write something to make my gay friend happy. so i will just introduce him la. His full name is NIGEL LIM ZHI XIN. well, you can call him whatever you like because he is a super duper nice guy and will never get mad at you. Here are a few examples you can call him which are given by me =). The one i prefer the most is ni-jiao. Asshole!!! i haven't taken my revenge yet. Damn unlucky! Pn.chia heard me calling nigel ni-jiao and gave me a good pinch. My ear instantly turned red and whole class stared at me as though i am retarded young tadika schoolboy. NI-JIAO! you still owe me, better pay back me when you dont have business in chou kit road. I will wait for you at my apartment on my bed. Everything is ready. I have all sort of flavours and shapes: strawberry, orange, chocolate and vanilla (yesh, i know you like the most. milky and increase your receptors in that part) :spiral (boost your confidence for sure,LOL!), cubic, triangular, rectangular, orthorhombic, tetragonal, monoclinic, rhombohedral, hexagonal and triclinic. okay, come back to his names. Next will be Tiffy. Hahahaha... this is the name i use when i phone sex him. He gets turned on easily when someone call him tiffy. You can also call him chixin. (well, you know what it means in canto). And he is a banana or OCBC. so i give him another name call gelgel. cool right?
The final one will be the cun-est, I bet he likes this the most. Everyone please give your loudest applause. Welcome the KETUA PENGAWAS PUSAT SUMBER BANDAR UTAMA! watch out you people, he is one of your boss. Can ban you from going in the library anytime. He will be very pleased if you call him ketua PSS (anywayz i guess this is the best achivement in his entire life). In conclusion, there are 6 names for you to call him. If you have any better name, PLEASE write down in the chatbox. And SORRY NI-JIAO!!! you are right =) i am a asshole. Come and screw me if you want. xp